"To Whoever It May Concern"

last SG · 2006-09-06T15:08:09+00:00

dear fatum... go and die lah cannot say here. ahahahahahahahahhahahahahha.... maybe one day you will know lor...

the Bear SG

Dear lower back

Stop assaulting me and I promise to take better care of you.

love,
the Bear

gd4u SG

Dear PRCs

If u realised, everyone has a handphone nowadays. Please stop showing off ur handphone in the LIBRARY by talking loudly and setting the ringtone to the max. I also wonder what is the fetish in coming into the library and having a photoshop. The library is not ur studio ... Mad

Regards
gd4u ...

laurence82 SG

Dear Fatum

av asked me to ask you to return his gay porn videos to him.

Not Yours
laurence

av98m SG

Mad Mad Mad Mad

laurence82 SG

Dear av

Fatum said he will return if you return his dildo to him

Wont be Yours
laurence

av98m SG

*stomps on the banana*

elindra SG

Dear Ah Lau,

As much as you love and want Fatum, please do not fondle and grope him in Shoutbox. It is very distressing and disturbing to us normal folks.

Please have your 3some behind closed doors

Not Yours,
Pinky Bear

the Bear SG

Dear av..

Apart from your insect pr0n and gay pr0n interests, we now also know that you also exhibit giantessophilism or a crush fetish.

Please try to indulge your fetishes behind closed doors with consenting adults.

not wanting to know more,
the Bear

Twisted Evil

BabyRS SG

Dear Mr. Security Guard,

I envy you... you get paid to sleep. Neutral

With best regards,
Baby.

DriftingGuy SG

Dear ahlau

Embarassed

Yours
Driftingguy

[email protected] SG

dear nose,

please stop running.

thank u.

P.S. please tell throat to stop hurting as well. thanks

DriftingGuy SG

To whoever it is who stole our bike and the seat of another bike

I hope you enjoy your ill-gotten gains for the rest of this pathetic excuse you call life.

I hope repeat endeavours by you will end up having your bare bottom exposed to the flat stinging end of a rotan or the sharp protruding end of a changi inmate and should you emerge disease free, I hope a brick drops on you while your in the showers soaping with your pals in changi.

Hatefully yours
Me

elindra SG

Dear Bed,

Why do I lust for you right now?
Your soft comfort
Your lucious warmt
Can't wait to snuggle with you again Crying or Very sad

Missing you badly,
Pinky Bear

av98m SG

Laughing

The previous batch of guards at my condo also quite CMI. I'd get home at like 12 or 1am and the guard will be snoring blissfully. I'd have to actually wake the guy up to get him to raise the gate

Luckily the new batch seems quite alert.

av98m SG

Another one out of the closet!! Shocked Exclamation

Laughing

av98m SG

Dear Jiahui (From 93.3 FM),

Listening to your voice in the evenings makes my troubles go away.

Worshipfully Yours,
AV

Embarassed

laurence82 SG

Dear dearling

Embarassed

Always Yours
lau

laurence82 SG

I meant distressing Laughing

laurence82 SG

You leabe my larling alone!

Evil or Very Mad

LazerLordz SG

Dear IMF protestors,

Please do not slip on the shiny marble floor and please leave the flowers alone. They are not edible.

Do look inside your goody bag for curry chicken, the noodles are sold separately.

Thank you and best regards,

The Disgruntled Sai-Kang Warriors
Pao-Kah-Liao PTE LTD.

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